HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SOMEONE SPECIAL - ME

It's that time of the year again. I am another year older as usual but this particular birthday is especially traumatising for me.

I've reached the age of no return. Where everything is too late and where wrongs can never be righted. This is also the age when you start losing everything you've ever had and when nobody really gives a shit about you anymore. Sad but always true. It's hard to articulate what I'm trying to say here but I think some of you know what I mean.

Well, at least I'd be taken to a nice Michelin-rated restaurant (Clos Maggiore) where I've been promised king scallops and lobster!

Bummer is, I'd have to really dress up tonight because of the silly dress-code. Well, it's afterall an upmarket restaurant right smack in Central London.

I HATE DRESSING UP.

Alrighty, gotta go take my bath now. Will update in another century!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. WHEE.