A Buttmunch Speaks

Ayla says (14:03):
and some are actually quite stupid looking in a way. there's this woman who always birng a dog ard near my plce n it runs n runs n it looks so funny i always burst into laffter n run to a corner n laff (sounds like a psycho to me - not the dog nor its owner mind you)
Ayla says (14:03):
hees (is that supposed to be some kinda cute laugh?)
Ayla says (14:04):
maybe partly cos it has somthing to prevent its mouth from opening
Ayla says (14:04):
yeah
Ayla says (14:04):
heh
Sha: Whatever you are ready for is ready for you says (14:07):
You are weird.
Sha: Whatever you are ready for is ready for you says (14:07):
That's called a muzzle.
Ayla says (14:07):
heh ok
Ayla says (14:08):
its really funy man (learn to spell, buttmunch! I already corrected his spelling on top. He had 'fuy' instead of 'funny' and the spelling was so grotesque I had to change it or risk readers not understanding it at all)
Sha: Whatever you are ready for is ready for you says (14:08):
omg, that's funny? Lousy sense of humor eh?
Ayla says (14:09):
yeah its the whole picture, the face the cramp mouth cant open n the speed at which it was running (man, this guy needs to get out more)
Ayla says (14:09):
its like runing at 50kmh an hour (I'm sure only he will know)
Ayla says (14:09):
with the mouth cramp like that
Ayla says (14:10):
other pple juz give funy look i juz laff. i dun like to conform n everything also muz supress for what (right, by laughing at something as mundane as a dog with a muzzle, he sure showed the conformists!)
Ayla says (14:10):
hees (one more time and I'd give you something to'hees' about!)
Ayla says (14:12):
anyway hows life for u goin?
Sha: Whatever you are ready for is ready for you says (14:13):
erm..ok (and that's the cue to stop talking to me)
Ayla says (14:14):
so when u returning to sg again?
Sha: Whatever you are ready for is ready for you says (14:16):
I don't know (hardly something I'd like him to know is it?)
Ayla says (14:17):
icic btw is it true that mixed breeds will be smarter than pure breeds? a fren of mine told me that
Sha: Whatever you are ready for is ready for you says (14:24):
not sure

This guy must be a pure breed then.

PS: All grammatical, punctuational, spelling and character flaws are Ayla's and Ayla's alone.