Chat Long Distance

I was (still am really) chatting with this friend from London.

Him: So are you going to let up? What's wrong with you?

Me: I am part of a dysfunctional family. Why don't you marry me and get me out of it?

Him: Funny person.

Me: It could be funny or scary. You're positive.

Life is a bad deal. You do not have a choice coming into it and you have to leave it dead. Can't think of a worse deal than that. And yet, so many managed to find their short-lived reasons to live. They can have my hat.

The man who had me with my mother totally pissed me off last night. I stomped into the room where my mom was, in her own world as usual.

Me: I can't stand him! ARGHHHHH!

Mom: What choices do we have? I am stuck with him. 'Least you can still do something. Go get married and get out of here.

Me: You sayin' I should marry anyone just to get out of here?

Mom: I don't care what you do.

Don't y'all feel the love?