A busy day in the life of a secret person

I realised I again kept many posts in drafts.

And this is because I don't know if I should do the right thing or do what I want.

Yum. Sipping on Hahn Premium Light now. Second bottle and I'm still as sober as a priest.

Today was fuck busy. I went to a secret place to do some secret stuff but the secret stuff didn't work out because there were more secret tasks I needed to accomplish before the secret stuff could get done. So I ran around all day trying to get 'em secret tasks done.

Later, this secret person called me and told me those secret idiots couldn't tell me what I needed to hear and so we secretly wished they were dead.

I cleaned the entire master bedroom's floor because some naughty one pee-d and poo-ed ever-ry-where. I nearly killed him until I remembered he's not mine. Good thing I bought lager today though.

After that, I bathed the naughty one with this new expensive strawberry flavoured shampoo and he smelt so fruity I wanted to dip him in chocolate and eat him. That, or put him in a blender to make smoothie.

I went grocery shopping today! Yay! I love grocery shopping. Especially when I don't need to pay. But I did today. So.

I bought:

2 huge ass bottles of fabric softeners
1 six-pack of Hahn Premium Light lager (I love 'em! They can't get you high though. You're better off sniffing thinner)
1 watermelon (I love watermelons!)
3 honey thai mangoes
6 grapefruits
1 yummilicious strawberry flavoured shampy for the pup
1 mini bottle of ear drop for the pup
1 bottle of vitamin supplement for the pup
1 bottle of breath freshener spray for the pup
1 bottle hair conditioner for the ladies
1 six-pack of pepsi light (I love pepsi!)
A few canned fruit drinks

Wait. You don't give a shit what's in my shopping basket.

Actually.

I want something REAL BADLY and I might contemplate suicide if I don't get it. Unless you want me dead, please wish really hard I get what I want.
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I'm fucked.

I am going to eat the dog now.