Survivor Review 3

Holy Crap. Let us observe a minute's silence for the recently departed-from-Survivor Shane.

The sky turned black, smiles downturned into frowns, laughing kids started screaming and all rockers turned into popstars.

Watching Survivor without Shane in it is like being in a long term relationship.

All action and no passion.

I can't think of a worse way to end Survivor. One of the remaining 4 doofuses is going to be a millionaire. No wonder they say 'God Bless America'.

I must've jinxed it again.

I am such a jinx that whoever I support will go out. I supported Bruce and he got disqualified (what are the freakin chances of that?). So I supported Shane and he is out. I should start supporting Aras.

This is so typical. Happens all the time. Friends who know me always beg for me not to support whichever individual or teams they are supporting.

As a matter of fact, my ex boyfriend used to ask me which team I liked when there's a soccer match and he'd always bet on the other one. Worked all the time. He won so much money from this prediction it's not even funny.

It happens like magic. I would change my mind halfway through a match and watch the team I supported earlier take the crown.

But it wouldn't work if I don't sincerely support the team. Like someone knows, ya know?

I could pretend to support Aras now but it wouldn't work. I need to really want him to win.

Anyhoo, let us get back to the review.

My poor lovely Shane boy got blindsided and all I can say is that he trusted too much. If it were me, I'd talk to everyone in the tribe to find out if someone has been playing around behind my back. Of course I'd find a tactful and discreet way of doing that.

I have to say though. STUPID CIRIE. She is so focused on ruining Terry's plan she's got no idea she's just foiling her own.

What good does it do to bring either Danielle or Aras to the Final 3? None of them is going to take her to the Final 2 unless they are a product of their dad and his sister.

Even if one of them takes her, who is she most likely to win against? Shane/Courtney or Danielle/Aras? I think her ass is too big for her head now. I can betcha Cirie is going nowhere near the million.

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So Survivor ended and damn, Aras won. I KNEW IT. Someone hates me. Wait. Everyone hates me! What am I on about?

WHY? WHY GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO THAT ARROGANT PRICK?! He was so sure he got it in the bag he didn't even pretend to look surprised. DICKHEAD. Someone laser that smirk off his face please! Argh.......

Good thing the million didn't go to Danielle though. That will be a waste of some good dough. She's probably just get more implants or something.

Ok, I can't be arsed to continue.

This must be the worst season of Survivor for me.